This past weekend, I had the luxury of traveling to lovely Dayton, Ohio, to witness my sister's college graduation. Dayton's only redeeming quality (other than housing my sister for four years) is that it is home to not one but THREE Panera Breads, and I got to eat a Portobello Panini for the first time in five months.
I am still sullen about the non-existence of Panera Breads in Austin.
Most people bring books when they travel. In fact, there are some people out there who ONLY read books when they travel. I'm fine with those people, even if they ARE the ones who keep John Grisham rich while I toil away in blog obscurity. But I am not one of those people. That is why I brought SIX books. One weekend, seven hours on various aircrafts, added time waiting in airports, family members who I wanted to have an excuse to ignore....yep. Six books seemed about right.
For my first flight, I read "When Germs Travel," about epidemics in the 20th century, from cholera to tuberculosis. So sue me, I'm slightly morbid. But it's FUN to read a book about all the things that could kill you when you're riding in a germ-filled tube. Besides, when you're reading a book on an airplane, you're protected from inane conversation with your seatmate. I always end up with the guy who smells like Drakkar Noir and Listerine and is spilling over the arm rest, so that I have to press up against the tiny double-paned window. (Unsanitary!) Your choice of book on a plane can say many things about you: from "I shop only at airport bookstores" (Grisham, Patterson) to "I am a potential terrorist" (The Anarchist's Cookbook).
I prefer to go somewhere in between, in the "I am smart, distant, and someone you would not want to have a conversation with" range. Hence, a book about germs. Other books can do this job nearly as well, but it helps to flaunt a title written by someone with "Doctor" in front of their name.
If you fear that book on Organic Chemistry will not keep you entertained for your whole flight to Hawaii, you CAN receive the same results with other books as well. It's all about attitude: sit at the gate with an open book, keep it in your hand as you walk down the aisle, and open it again as soon as you buckle your seatbelt, offering only a cursory grunt at your seatmate if they say hello before burying your nose in the book again.
Dark framed glasses also help this "I am a scholar, do not bother me" attitude.
I read "Evidence of Love" in the hotel when I wanted to ignore my mother, and "Slaughterhouse Five" on the lawn of the Wright-Patterson Airforce Museum. This seemed an appropriate choice, because Slaughterhouse Five begins with an observation about the open spaces of Dayton, Ohio, and there I was, in the open spaces of Dayton Ohio.
I read half of "He Who Fears the Wolf" on the plane home, and lost my copy of "The Loss of Leon Meed" on that same plane. (I blame the title.) I only wish that I had read a book during the two and a half hour graduation ceremony itself.
Four days, three and a half books? That's what I call traveling.